Welcome back to the twenty sixth edition of The Hardcore Files. Last time, we saw two friends have their friendship destroyed. Now, these two are finally having a match against each other. But, this isn’t a normal match. It’s a evening gown match. Yes, you heard me correctly. This’ll be interesting I guess. Let’s get into it.
Date: June 25, 2000
Where: King Of The Ring
Watch: WWE Network
Pat and Gerald hugged to start off the match, then Pat turned on his friend again and kneed him in the gut, followed by Patterson shoving a banana in Gerald’s face. To make things even worse, Gerald then got a maxi pad shoved in his face. I swear to you, I can’t make this stuff up.
They threw each other around for a few more minutes, and we even as a bronco buster. Finally, Crash holly came to save us fans from this horrible match. Crash took out Pat Patterson with a trash can and pinned him to become the new Hardcore Champion!
After the match, Pat and Gerald rolled around on the ramp trying to beat each other up while in women’s clothing. My god.
I’m at a loss for words. That was probably the shortest and weirdest thing we’ve seen so far in this series. I’m scarred for life. For the first time ever, I’m so happy Crash Holly interfered in a match. Thank you, Crash. Things seem to be getting crazier and crazier here, so don’t miss any of The Hardcore Files.